You Know You Are Middle Aged When...: Cougars, Corvettes, Chemical Peels, and Other Ways to Survive Your Midlife Crisi - Tapa dura

Are you starting to feel out of touch with the latest music? Does the claim that a product is "anti-aging" sound appealing? Is the idea of a night out exhausting-from the thought of finding a way home to dealing with the three-day hangovers that follow? If this sounds like you, the truth of the matter is you might be middle-aged. Cope with your mid-life crisis the fun way by delving into entertaining sections on:

Behaving Badly: Tales of those who refused to act their age, including the bodybuilder whose workouts woke the neighbors and the suburban man arrested for shooting his lawn mower

Dressing Your Age: Fashion faux-pas including leopard print, hot pants, and bad tattoos

All of a Twitter: Social networking goes bad when middle agers tweet and post on facebook. Yawn at posts from your favorite celebs, from Moby and Pink to Oprah Winfrey and Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Crisis Finally Strikes: Recognize the warning signs. Has your six pack become a two liter? Is caution the only thing you care to exercise?

The perfect gift for anyone struggling through their middle ages, including the friend who still thinks the 20-something at the next table is staring at them. If you're finding that youth is no longer on your side, it might be time to curl up with this hilarious collection of stories, quotes and quips.

Alison Rattle and Allison Vale are the co-authors of many British humor books, including Mad Kings & Queens and How to Boil a Flamingo: And 49 Other Lessons in the Lost Art of Being a Lady. Both in the throes of middle age, they are confronting their mid-life crises head-on.